As a librarian, “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them,” may be the best advice I have ever heard. This sterling counsel comes from children’s book author Lemony Snicket. His slim volume of silliness, Horseradish: Bitter Truths you Can’t Avoid, is full of similar useful admonitions. Lemony Snicket (or his alter-ego Daniel Handler) is most famous for his bestselling Series of Unfortunate Events, where his humor is also off beat, and always unexpected. I thought at first that this was a book of quotes from his other works, but he seems to have created original aphorisms, such as, “After you leave home you may find yourself feeling homesick, even if you have a new home that has nicer wallpaper and a more efficient dishwasher than the home in which you grew up.” As a person who tends to get left with the dishes, I judge my many past homes on the remembered quality of their dishwashers, so I consider this quite germane.
The book is arranged into thirteen chapters of advice pithy or wordy, starting with “Chapter 1: Home” and “Chapter 2: Family” and going on to “Chapter 12: An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape No Matter What One Does.” There are many truisms to pop in and visit, no matter how you are feeling. The back cover of this book promises that its contents will not help with life’s “turbulent journey” but I beg to differ; life is always helped by laughter and a fresh perspective and Lemony Snicket can be relied upon to provide both. Try Horseradish: Bitter Truths you Can’t Avoid if you are in the mood for some frivolous fun, or you want an axiom that is more apt than usual. And remember, “A library is like an island in a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.”
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I love that you review books and blog them for us! My daughter loved Lemony Snicket, so this post is right up my alley. <3
ooo… I’m definitely going to have to check that out…
Every time I read a Snicket quote I want to get it tattooed as a family crest on my face. Ok, maybe that’s a little overboard, but he absolutely knows how to fit everything that’s funny/tragic/true into a sentence. My personal favorite (today): “Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn’t mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.”
Ever read Snicket’s Christmas book The Lump Of Coal? It’s possibly the funniest little holiday book in existence, followed close behind by The Latke Who Couldn’t Stop Screaming.
Sarah
I think I’d add “unexpected” to funny/tragic/true. You are right that his quotes seem to be completely silly, but often have a nugget of deep truth. I am looking to see if “The Lump of Coal” is checked in right now, thank you for the suggestion!
Jan
I’ve always loved the title “Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography”. How do you go wrong with a mind like that?